My teenage self would hide in shame. I am a shopping queen. What did I buy that has me so excited? Hold your breath!

A Dirt Devil Scorpion, CLR, two end table/lamp things, and a standing lamp. Actually my parents bought the last one (and the bulbs).

So now I can clean up after my messy eater dog, get rid of the funky stuff in one of the sinks, and more grown-up lighting. It's a good day.